So a hatched a plan to spice it up with a blast from the past. We all remember the killer Katamari bookmarklet from 2011: http://kathack.com.
While we are all sad that bookmarklets have fallen by the wayside, possibly due to security concerns, no one says Katamari has to be a bookmarklet…
All it needed was some fun auto-generated background text to keep things interesting: https://github.com/Marak/faker.js
Try it out at